Food Allowed In Carry On

Alright, listen up, fellow travelers! You know what's worse than a middle seat on a long haul flight? Realizing you've packed your granny's famous apple pie in your checked luggage, only to have it smooshed by the baggage handlers. Tragic, right? So, let's chat about what you can take on board to keep your taste buds happy and your luggage intact.

Liquids: The Great Divide

We all know the drill - liquids in containers no bigger than 100ml, all squished into a clear, quart-sized bag. But did you know, that rule doesn't apply to all liquids? You can bring on a full-sized bottle of water, as long as you buy it after the security checkpoint. It's like the TSA's giving you a free pass to spend $5 on a bottle of water that would've cost you $1 at the store. Score!

And here's a fun fact: You can bring on as much solid food as you want. So, go ahead, pack that giant sandwich your mom made you. Just don't be that person who opens it up and starts eating it with your bare hands. Gross.

Snacks: The Good, The Bad, and The Cheesy

Now, let's talk snacks. The good: Nuts, dried fruits, chips, cookies - all fair game. The bad: Anything that could make your fellow passengers hate you. That means no stinky cheeses or cured meats. Sorry, but your seatmates don't want to be reminded of their ex's farts when they smell your smelly cheese.

The cheesy: Speaking of cheese, did you know that the TSA has a whole Twitter account dedicated to weird things people try to bring on planes? It's called @TSA_Blog, and it's hilarious. They once tweeted about a guy who tried to bring on a whole wheel of cheese. A wheel, people! He thought he was in a cartoon.

Fruits: Nature's Candy

Fruits are a great, healthy option. Apples, bananas, grapes - all good to go. But remember, no fresh fruits if you're flying internationally. The last thing we need is another fruit fly epidemic. And yes, the TSA will make you throw away your precious pineapple. I've seen it happen. It's heartbreaking.

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Beverages: Quench That Thirst

As we've established, you can bring on water. But what about other bevvies? Coffee, tea, soda - all fine, as long as they're in cans or bottles. But here's a pro tip: Don't bring an open drink on board. The TSA might make you drink it all before you go through. And nobody wants to see you downing a liter of Coke like it's a shot of tequila.

And here's a fun fact to blow your mind: You can bring on alcohol, as long as it's no more than 70% alcohol by volume (ABV) and in containers no bigger than 5 liters. So, go ahead, pack that bottle of wine for your in-flight 'me time'. Just don't get too 'me time' and miss your connecting flight.

Leftovers: The Plane's Version of Last Night's Pizza

Leftovers are fair game, folks. That leftover pizza from last night? Toss it in your carry-on. That half-eaten sandwich from lunch? Wrap it up and bring it on. Just remember, the plane's not a dumpster. Keep it wrapped up and dispose of it properly. And for the love of all that's holy, don't be that person who opens up a stinky, week-old tuna sandwich. We all know that guy. Don't be that guy.

So there you have it, folks. A crash course in what you can and can't bring on a plane. Now go forth, pack your bags, and happy travels! And remember, if you're ever in doubt, just ask yourself, 'Would I want to sit next to me on this flight?' If the answer is no, rethink your snack choice.