Uf Football Bag Policy 2018

So, You're Planning to Catch a UF Game? Let's Talk Bags!

Alright, folks, gather 'round. We're about to dive into the wild world of bag policies at the University of Florida's Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, also known as The Swamp. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Bag policy? Isn't that about as exciting as watching paint dry?" Well, hold onto your Gator hats, because things are about to get a whole lot more thrilling than you ever imagined.

First Things First: The Size Matters Debate

Now, I'm not one to kinkstart a controversy, but let's address the elephant in the room. No, not Tim Tebow's ego (although, that's a whole other ball game). I'm talking about the bag size debate. The UF bag policy for 2018 has a strict "clear bag" rule. Bags must be clear, folks. No, they won't let you in with a bag that's "see-through enough" or "translucent-ish." It's clear as day, or as clear as the Gators' chances of winning the SEC this season (too soon?).

But here's where it gets interesting. The bag can't be bigger than 12" x 6" x 12". That's right, folks. They've got the dimensions down to the nearest inch. I've seen people argue about bag sizes with more passion than they argue about who's the better quarterback: Tebow or Newton. It's a sight to behold.

What's Allowed? A Bag of Tricks!

Alright, so you've got your clear bag, and it's the perfect size. Now, what can you stuff in there? Well, let me tell you, it's like a bag of tricks. You've got your essentials, like your wallet, phone, and keys. But then it gets fun. You can bring in binoculars to spot Tim Tebow in the crowd (just kidding, please don't). You can bring in a seat cushion to make that hard plastic seat a little more bearable. And, get this, you can even bring in a small camera. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that's the same size as a small drone. Just saying.

But here's where it gets a little... let's call it "restrictive." No coolers, no large bags, no backpacks, no purses bigger than a clutch. I know, I know, it's like they're trying to keep us from bringing in our entire kitchen sink. But hey, at least they're not banning tailgating. Yet.

What's Banned? The No-Fly List of Items

Alright, so we've talked about what you can bring in. Now, let's talk about what you can't. And boy, is this list a doozy. No weapons, obviously. But then it gets a little... specific. No fireworks, no laser pointers, no noisemakers. I mean, come on, UF! What are we supposed to do when the Gators score a touchdown? Clap silently? That's just not how football works.

And get this, folks. No signs or banners that are "obscene or indecent." Now, I'm no prude, but I've seen some Gators fans get pretty creative with their signs. I mean, have you seen some of the things they come up with? It's like a comedy roast, but with more swearing and less respect for personal boundaries.

Ben Hill Griffin Stadium Bag Policy: Gators Bag Rules & Info

What Happens If You Forget the Rules?

Alright, so you've made it to the stadium, and you've got your clear bag, the perfect size, filled with all the essentials. You're feeling pretty good about yourself. But then, disaster strikes. You realize you've got a bag of contraband in your other hand. What do you do?

Well, according to the UF bag policy, you've got a few options. You can take the contraband item back to your car. Or, if you're feeling generous, you can donate it to charity. They've got a "bag check" area where you can leave your banned items. Now, I've never seen this bag check area, but I like to imagine it's like a lost and found, but for banned items. You know, like a "no-no found."

So, There You Have It!

The UF football bag policy, laid bare for all to see. It's a wild world out there, folks, but at least now you know what to expect. So, grab your clear bag, make sure it's the right size, and get ready to cheer on the Gators. And remember, folks, the only thing you should be bringing into the stadium that's bigger than 12" x 6" x 12" is your Gator pride.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go find a clear bag big enough to fit my ego.