At&t Stadium Prohibited Items

Alright, folks, let's talk about something we all love - a good old-fashioned tailgate party, or as I like to call it, the real reason we show up to these games. Now, I'm sure you've all heard the dreaded words, "Prohibited Items," and I'm here to tell you, AT&T Stadium takes this stuff seriously. So, let's dive in, shall we?

First Things First: Weapons, Weapons, Weapons

Now, I'm not saying you should be walking around with a lightsaber or a medieval broadsword (although, can you imagine the looks on people's faces?), but AT&T Stadium is not the place for your everyday carry. Guns, knives, even pocket knives, are all on the list. It's like they're saying, "We know you're tough, but leave the samurai stuff at home."

And let's not forget the obvious - no weapons that could actually hurt someone. I mean, who brings a weapon to a football game anyway? Oh, right, everyone. Kidding! (Sort of.)

No Pyro, No Party?

You might be thinking, "But what about sparklers? They're just little fire sticks, right?" Wrong! AT&T Stadium is not a fireworks show, folks. No sparklers, no fireworks, no flares. It's like they're saying, "We get it, you want to light up the night, but let's keep it to the Jumbotron, yeah?"

And while we're at it, let's talk about those cute little flags on sticks. You know, the ones you wave around to show your team spirit? Yeah, those are a no-no too. It's like they're saying, "We love your enthusiasm, but let's not poke someone's eye out with that thing."

But What About My Drinks?

Alright, let's talk about the real reason we're all here - the drinks. Now, I'm not saying you can't bring your own, but AT&T Stadium has a strict "no glass" policy. It's like they're saying, "We love a good drink as much as the next person, but let's not make a mess, okay?"

And while we're on the topic, no outside coolers either. It's like they're saying, "We know you've got a sweet setup at home, but let's leave the cooler at the tailgate, yeah?"

AT&T Stadium Bag Policy 2023 | Permitted and Prohibited Items (Strictly

And the Rest...

Alright, let's get the rest of this out of the way. No drones - I know, I know, you've got a fancy new one and you want to show it off, but let's not crash into the Jumbotron, okay? No laser pointers - I get it, you want to play " laser tag" with the players, but let's not blind them, yeah?

And lastly, no signs or banners. I know, I know, you've got a great sense of humor and you want to show it off, but let's keep it friendly, folks. It's like they're saying, "We love a good laugh, but let's keep it clean, okay?"

But What If I Forgot?

Alright, so you've made it through the list, but you've realized you've got a prohibited item in your bag. Don't panic! AT&T Stadium has a "Check-Anything" station where you can check your item until you're done enjoying the game. It's like they're saying, "We know life happens, so let's not let a little oversight ruin your fun."

And there you have it, folks. The dos and don'ts of AT&T Stadium. Now, go forth, enjoy the game, and remember - leave the lightsabers at home.