Music Midtown Bag Policy 2021

Alright, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell, a saga of security, of music, and of the great bag conundrum of 2021. You might be thinking, "Bag conundrum? That sounds about as exciting as a trip to the DMV." Well, hold onto your hats, because this is Music Midtown we're talking about, and things are about to get a whole lot more interesting.

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Now, I know what you're thinking. "I just want to bring my trusty old backpack, the one with the frayed straps and the mysterious stain from that time I tried to be fancy and ordered a smoothie." Well, my friend, you're in luck. Backpacks are still allowed. But hold onto your fedoras, because things are about to get a little... specific.

You see, Music Midtown has a bag policy that's more complex than a Katy Perry lyric. It's like they're saying, "We love your bags, but we also love our security, and we're not afraid to get metaphorical with our rules."

Bags That Made the Cut

So, what can you bring? Well, besides the aforementioned backpacks, you've got your clear bags. You know, the kind that make you feel like you're walking around with a giant, see-through soul. They can be up to 12" x 6" x 12", which is about the size of a small cat. Not that I'm suggesting you bring your cat. Although, if you could, that would be quite the spectacle.

Then there are the fanny packs. Yes, you heard it right. The '90s are back, and they're here to stay. They can be up to 5" x 8" x 2", which is about the size of a sandwich. Again, not that I'm suggesting you bring your sandwich. Although, if you could, that would be quite the... well, you get the picture.

Bags That Didn't Make the Cut

Now, let's talk about the bags that didn't make the cut. It's like the Oscars of bags, but instead of winning, they're getting the big, red 'X' from the bouncer. First up, we've got the coolers. I know, I know, it's a tough world out there, and you've got to keep your drinks cold. But alas, coolers are a no-no. You'll have to settle for the ice-cold beverages they sell inside. I know, I know, the horror.

Next up, we've got the duffel bags. You know, the kind you use to smuggle in your entire wardrobe for the weekend. Sorry, folks, but Music Midtown isn't your personal closet. You'll have to pack light. Or, you know, just bring a smaller bag.

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And finally, we've got the backpacks with frames. You know, the kind that make you look like you're ready to tackle a mountain. Sorry, folks, but Music Midtown isn't your personal hiking trail. Leave the frames at home. Although, if you could bring the mountain, that would be quite the... well, you get the picture.

What Else You Need to Know

Now, before you go off, packing and repacking your bag like it's a puzzle, there are a few more things you need to know. First off, all bags are subject to search. So, if you were planning on smuggling in your entire kitchen sink, you might want to rethink that strategy. Trust me, the bouncers are trained. They know a kitchen sink when they see one.

And finally, if you're caught with a bag that's not on the approved list, you'll have to check it. And let me tell you, the line for the bag check is about as long as the line for the bathrooms. So, do yourself a favor, and just stick to the rules. Your back (and your bladder) will thank you.

So there you have it, folks. The great bag conundrum of 2021, solved. Now, go forth, pack your bags, and get ready to rock out at Music Midtown. Just remember, leave the kitchen sink at home. Trust me, your back will thank you.