Comerica Park Bag Policy 2019

So, you're planning to catch a game at Comerica Park, huh? Well, hold your horses, buddy! Before you start packing your bag like it's a game of Tetris, let's talk about the park's bag policy. It's not as thrilling as a walk-off homer, but stick with me, I'll make it as painless as possible.

Bags, Bags, Bags

Alright, let's start with the basics. Comerica Park, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that bags are like the new 'it' thing in baseball. You gotta have 'em, but they've got rules. Lots of 'em. So, let's dive in, shall we?

Size Matters

Now, I know what you're thinking, "But I've got this amazing, roomy bag that fits my whole life in it!" Well, hold onto your hats, because Comerica Park isn't having any of that. Bags larger than 16" x 16" x 8" are a no-no. That's right, folks. Your bag has to be smaller than a toddler's first birthday cake. So, leave the overnight bags at home, folks. This ain't a sleepover.

But fear not, dear baseball enthusiast! The park has provided a list of approved bags. It's like they've got a bag sommelier over there, tasting and approving bags for your enjoyment. You can bring in bags like the Clear Bag Policy bags, small clutch bags (about the size of your hand), or bags that are required for medical or parental needs. Phew! That's a relief.

What's in Your Bag?

Now, you might be thinking, "Great, I can bring my bag, but what can I put in it?" Well, let me tell you, the folks at Comerica Park have thought of everything. They've got a list of approved and prohibited items that's longer than a baseball game in extra innings.

First, the good news. You can bring in food and non-alcoholic beverages. That's right, folks. You can pack a picnic and enjoy it while watching the game. Just remember, no glass containers. We don't want any shattered dreams (or glass) on the field.

Now, the not-so-good news. Leave your selfie sticks at home. Yes, you heard me right. Selfie sticks are prohibited. I know, I know, it's a tragedy. But fear not, you can still take selfies. Just use your arm. It's called 'elbow grease,' folks. Look it up.

And while we're on the subject of prohibited items, let's talk about weapons. Yes, you read that right. Comerica Park is not a place for your ninja stars or your lightsabers. Leave them at home, folks. We're here to watch baseball, not reenact 'Star Wars.'

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What Happens to My Bag?

Alright, so you've got your approved bag, filled with approved items. Now what? Well, my friends, you're going to have to go through security. Yes, just like at the airport. But don't worry, it's not as invasive as a TSA pat-down. (I hope.)

Here's where it gets interesting. If your bag doesn't comply with the park's policy, you've got a couple of options. You can take everything out of your bag and put it into a clear plastic bag (which they'll provide), or you can leave it at the bag check. That's right, folks. Comerica Park has its own bag check. It's like a bag spa. They'll take care of your bag while you enjoy the game.

But What About My Meds?

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But what if I've got medication I need to bring in?" Well, hold onto your hats, because Comerica Park has thought of that too. If you've got meds you need to bring in, you can do so in a clear plastic bag. Just make sure it's no bigger than a gallon-sized freezer bag. And remember, folks, no glass containers. We don't want any shattered dreams (or glass) on the field.

So, What's the Bottom Line?

Alright, folks, let's sum this up. Comerica Park's bag policy is like a game of baseball. It's got rules, it's got exceptions, and it's got a little bit of everything. But don't let it intimidate you. Just remember, keep your bag small, keep your items approved, and you'll be enjoying the game in no time.

And hey, if you've got any questions, just ask one of the friendly security folks. They're there to help. Just don't ask them to hold your bag while you take a selfie. They've got better things to do. Like watching baseball.

So, there you have it, folks. The ins and outs of Comerica Park's bag policy. Now go forth, pack your bag, and enjoy the game!