Outside Lands 2025 Bag Policy

Alright, folks, gather 'round. I've got some juicy deets on the Outside Lands 2025 bag policy. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Bag policy? That's as exciting as watching paint dry!" But hold onto your fedoras, because this year's rules are wilder than a mosh pit at a Metallica concert.

Bags, Bags, Bags

First things first, let's talk bags. You're allowed to bring one, yes, just one. Now, I know some of you have more bags than the average person has socks, but this isn't a game of 'How Many Bags Can I Bring?' It's a music festival, not a luggage sale.

And no, you can't sneak in an extra bag by hiding it in your pants. Security will be tighter than a drum at a drum circle. They've got these newfangled bag-sniffing dogs that can smell a rogue bag from a mile away. They're called 'Bagarros,' and they're not afraid to bark at your sneaky ways.

Size Matters

Now, onto the size of your bag. It's gotta be 18" x 18" x 12" or smaller. That's about the size of a small toddler. So, if you've got a toddler-sized bag, you're golden. If not, it's time to invest in some new luggage. I hear there's a great sale at the 'Bags-R-Us' down the street.

But wait, there's more! Your bag can't have any coolers, thermoses, or hydration packs. I know, I know, it's like they're trying to make us all dehydrated and hangry. But fear not, there will be water stations aplenty. And who knows, maybe you'll finally get to try that fancy water they sell in those tiny bottles.

What's Allowed, What's Not

Now, let's play a little game of 'What's Allowed?' and 'What's Not.'

Allowed

You can bring in sunscreen, but it's gotta be in a sealed container no bigger than 10 oz. Because, you know, we can't have you bringing in a gallon of SPF 1000 just in case the sun decides to show up.

Blankets are allowed, but they can't be bigger than 3' x 4'. So, if you've got a blanket the size of a small country, you might want to invest in a new one. I hear they're having a sale at the 'Blanket-R-Us' too.

Binoculars are allowed. Because, you know, some of us need a little help seeing the stage from the back of the crowd. I'm looking at you, grandma.

Not Allowed

Selfie sticks are still not allowed. I know, I know, it's a tragedy. But think about it, do you really want to be that person who's constantly blocking everyone's view with your selfie stick? Didn't think so.

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Drones are also not allowed. I know, I know, you've been practicing your drone photography skills. But this isn't a drone convention, it's a music festival. And we don't want your drone crashing into someone's beer. That's just asking for trouble.

And finally, no chairs. I know, I know, some of you have been saving up for that fancy camping chair with the built-in cooler and cup holder. But this isn't a tailgate party, it's a music festival. And we don't want you hogging all the good spots with your fancy chair.

Prohibited Items

Now, let's talk about the big no-no's. You know, the stuff that will get you kicked out faster than you can say 'Free Bird.'

Weapons of any kind are not allowed. I know, I know, you've been practicing your sword fighting skills. But this isn't a medieval tournament, it's a music festival. And we don't want you accidentally stabbing someone with your sword.

Drugs and alcohol are also not allowed. I know, I know, it's a music festival. But this isn't 'That '70s Show,' and we don't want you passing out in the middle of the crowd.

And finally, no professional cameras or recording devices. I know, I know, you've been practicing your videography skills. But this isn't a film festival, it's a music festival. And we don't want you selling your footage to the highest bidder.

What to Do With Your Prohibited Items

So, you've got a bag full of prohibited items. What do you do? Well, you could try to sneak them in, but remember, there are Bagarros on the loose. Or, you could be a responsible festival-goer and leave them at home. But if you must bring them, there's a 'Check Your Crap' tent where you can leave your prohibited items. It's like a coat check, but for your illegal stuff.

And there you have it, folks. The Outside Lands 2025 bag policy. It's a lot to take in, I know. But just remember, if you follow the rules, you'll have a blast. And if you don't, well, you might just find yourself in a world of trouble. So, play nice, and have a great time at the festival!