Kinnick Stadium Bag Policy 2019

Alright, folks, let's talk about something that's as American as apple pie and as Iowa as cornfields - Kinnick Stadium's bag policy. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Bag policy? That's as exciting as watching paint dry!" But stick around, because we're gonna make this as engaging as a Hawkeye touchdown dance.

So, What's the Big Deal with Bags?

You might be wondering, "Why all the fuss about bags? I just wanna enjoy the game without having to think about my purse or backpack." Well, friend, it's all about safety and security. You know how your mom always told you to look both ways before crossing the street? It's kinda like that, but for stadiums.

Leave the Oversized Bags at Home

Now, let's talk specifics. The big no-no at Kinnick Stadium is any bag larger than 12" x 6" x 12". That's about the size of a small lunchbox, folks. So, if your bag is bigger than that, it's like trying to sneak in a mini-fridge - it's just not gonna happen.

Think of it like this: You wouldn't try to smuggle in a giant pizza into a restaurant, would you? (Well, maybe you would, but that's a different story.) The same logic applies here. Big bags can hide all sorts of things, and we don't want any surprises on game day.

Clear Bags Are Your Friend

But don't worry, you can still bring a bag! The stadium loves clear bags. They're like the see-through friends who always tell the truth - you can't hide anything in them. So, if you've got a clear bag that's the right size, you're golden.

If you're thinking, "But I don't have a clear bag!" don't panic. You can buy one at the stadium, or you can use a small clutch or a clear plastic bag that's no bigger than 8" x 6" x 2". It's like having a tiny, see-through purse. Fancy, huh?

What About Medically Necessary Bags?

Now, if you've got a medical condition and you need to bring in a bigger bag, don't worry. The stadium has got you covered. You can bring in a bag that's no bigger than 16" x 16" x 8", but you'll need to go through a separate entrance and have your bag inspected.

Think of it like going through airport security. You know, that moment when you're hoping your shampoo is under 3.4 ounces, and you're crossing your fingers that your favorite sneakers don't set off the metal detector. It's a similar vibe, but hopefully, less stressful.

What Can You Bring in Your Bag?

Alright, so you've got your bag situation sorted. Now, let's talk about what you can bring inside. The stadium wants you to have a good time, so they've made a list of things you can bring in. It's like a treasure map, but instead of 'X marks the spot', it's 'X marks the allowed items'.

Food and Drinks

You can bring in food and drinks, but remember, no glass bottles or containers. It's like the stadium is saying, "We love a good picnic, but let's keep it classy and safe."

University of Iowa enforcing Kinnick Stadium clear bag policy

Cameras and Binoculars

If you're a photography enthusiast or you just want to get a closer look at the action, you can bring in your camera and binoculars. Just remember to keep them out of the way of other fans. It's like having a secret spy camera, but instead of catching bad guys, you're catching awesome game moments.

Seats and Blankets

If you're planning on sitting on the grass or you want to keep warm, you can bring in a blanket. But remember, no chairs. It's like the stadium is saying, "We love a cozy fan, but let's keep the space fair for everyone."

What About the No-No List?

Now, let's talk about the things you can't bring in. It's like the stadium's 'naughty list', but instead of coal, you get a polite 'no' and a request to leave the item at home.

Alcohol and Weapons

No alcohol can be brought in, and weapons are a big no-no. It's like the stadium is saying, "We want you to have fun, but let's keep it safe and responsible."

Pets and Noisemakers

Sorry, furry friends, but pets aren't allowed inside the stadium. It's like the stadium is saying, "We love pets, but let's keep them safe and comfortable at home." And as for noisemakers, they're not allowed either. It's like the stadium is saying, "We love a good cheer, but let's keep the noise to clapping and cheering."

So, Let's Recap

Alright, folks, here's the rundown. You can bring in a clear bag that's no bigger than 12" x 6" x 12", or a small clutch or clear plastic bag. You can bring in food and drinks (no glass), cameras and binoculars, and blankets (no chairs). You can't bring in alcohol, weapons, pets, or noisemakers.

And remember, the bag policy is there to keep everyone safe and secure. It's like the stadium's way of saying, "We want you to have a great time, but let's do it the smart and safe way."

So, there you have it. The Kinnick Stadium bag policy, demystified. Now, go forth, Hawkeye fans, and enjoy the game!