Colorado Rockies Bag Policy 2023

Alright folks, gather 'round. I've got some news that's gonna make your summer at Coors Field even more rockin' than the Rockies themselves. We're talking about the Colorado Rockies' bag policy for 2023. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Bag policy? That's as exciting as a doubleheader in a rainstorm!" But hold onto your foam fingers, 'cause I'm about to make this as thrilling as a walk-off homer.

First Innings: The Basics

So, you're heading to the ballpark, and you've got your glove, your sunblock, and your lucky underwear (hey, no judgment here). But what about your bag? Well, the Rockies have got a simple rule for ya: no bags larger than 16" x 16" x 8". That's about the size of a small cooler, or, if you're feeling hungry, a large pizza. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But what if I want to bring a whole pie of pizzas?" Well, my friend, that's where the next bit comes in.

Strike One: The Clear Bag Rule

You might've heard about the clear bag rule. It's like the Rockies are saying, "We love your stuff, but we wanna see it naked." Now, before you start feeling self-conscious, let me assure you, they're talking about your bags, not you. You can bring in a clear bag that's 12" x 6" x 12" or smaller. Or, you can use a one-gallon plastic freezer bag. That's right, folks, the Rockies are giving you permission to bring your frozen goods straight from the freezer to the stadium. Talk about a home run for picnic lunches!

Now, I know some of you are thinking, "But what if I've got a bag that's not clear, but it's tiny?" Well, fear not, dear baseball fan. The Rockies have thought of that too. They're allowing small clutch purses, about the size of a child's hand, to be brought in. So, go ahead, bring your tiny, sparkly, sequined bag. Just don't try to smuggle in a whole team's worth of equipment in it.

Middle Innings: The Exceptions

Now, every good rule has its exceptions, and the Rockies are no different. Medically necessary bags are allowed, so if you've got a condition that requires you to bring in a bag of a certain size, don't let that stop you from enjoying a game. Just make sure you've got your medical ID on you, 'cause the Rockies aren't gonna let just anyone waltz in with a bag the size of a small planet.

And what about diaper bags, you ask? Well, the Rockies are parents too, and they understand that sometimes, you've gotta bring in a bag that's a little bigger. So, diaper bags are allowed, but they'll be subject to search. Now, I don't know about you, but I'd be a little nervous about what they might find in one of those. But hey, that's just me.

Coors Field Bag Policy - Updated 2023 - Colorado Rockies

Bunting: The Prohibited Items

Now, let's talk about what you can't bring into Coors Field. The Rockies have a list of prohibited items that's longer than Nolan Arenado's contract negotiations. But don't worry, I'll keep it brief. No weapons, no drones, no noise-makers (so leave your vuvuzela at home), and no selfie sticks. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But what am I gonna do with my selfie stick now?" Well, my friend, that's a question for another time.

And here's a fun fact for you: the Rockies are so serious about their bag policy that they've even banned those inflatable costumes that look like sumo wrestlers. I mean, can you imagine trying to search one of those? It's like trying to search a human-sized marshmallow. But hey, safety first, right?

Final Innings: The Bottom Line

So there you have it, folks. The Colorado Rockies' bag policy for 2023. It's not as complicated as trying to figure out the designated hitter rule, and it's certainly more fun than trying to park at the stadium on game day. Just remember: keep it clear, keep it small, and keep it legal. And if you've got any questions, just ask one of the friendly Rockies staff. They're there to help, not to confiscate your contraband (unless it's a vuvuzela. They really hate those things).

Now, go forth, enjoy the game, and remember: the only thing you should be bringing into Coors Field that's bigger than 16" x 16" x 8" is your love for the Colorado Rockies. Play ball!