Don Haskins Clear Bag Policy

Okay, friend, let’s talk about something that might sound about as thrilling as watching paint dry: the Don Haskins Clear Bag Policy. But stick with me! It’s not just a rule for the UTEP Miners—it’s like the VIP pass to a stress-free game day. I promise, by the end of this, you’ll be a clear-bag convert.

The “Wait, I Can’t Bring My Favorite Tote?” Moment

Picture this: you’ve got your lucky socks on, you’re ready to cheer, and then—bam—a security guard gives your ginormous purse the side-eye. That’s where Don Haskins’ policy struts in, like a superhero in transparent vinyl. It basically says: “If you want in, make it see-through.”

The rule is simple: all bags, backpacks, and purses must be clear plastic, vinyl, or PVC. Think of it as a fashion challenge—how chic can your see-through satchel be? (Spoiler: very, if you add a colorful scarf.)

And no, your grandma’s vintage leather clutch doesn’t get a hall pass. Unless it’s the size of a sandwich—and even then, I’d check the website. Trust me, you don’t want to be that person fishing snacks out of a trash can at the gate.

Size Matters (But Not Like That)

Your clear bag can’t be bigger than 12” x 6” x 12”. That’s roughly the size of a very ambitious loaf of bread. If you bring something larger, you’ll be redirected to your car or—if you’re desperate—a nearby bush. (I’m joking. Please don’t hide contraband in bushes.)

But here’s the silver lining: you can bring a small clutch (like, 4.5” x 6.5”) without it being clear. It’s the size of a wallet that maybe holds a phone and a lipstick. Perfect for that “I’m too cool for rules” vibe, without actually breaking them.

Also, diaper bags and medical bags are exempt—so no need to panic if you’re toting a tiny human’s survival kit. Just prepare for a quick peek by security. They’re not judging your parenting, just your snacks.

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Why All the Fuss? (Aside from Security)

Honestly, the policy isn’t there to ruin your outfit. It’s because Don Haskins Center wants us all to actually watch the game instead of watching someone search for a lost car key for 15 minutes. Security checks take about five seconds with a clear bag—that’s less time than it takes to pick a seat near the nacho stand.

Plus, it keeps us safe. Nobody’s smuggling a confetti cannon or a bag of suspicious glitter in a transparent bag. (Unless the glitter is see-through too, in which case, carry on, you sparkly rebel.)

And let’s be real: you benefit because you can finally spot your phone, keys, and emergency emergency gummy worms without upending everything like a raccoon at a picnic.

What Can You Actually Bring?

Let’s get practical. Your clear bag can hold: your phone, wallet, a small water bottle (unopened), and perhaps a tiny sign that says “I LOVE THE MINERS” in sparkly letters. You can also bring a jacket—just wear it in, because you can’t carry it like a weirdo blanket.

Actually, you can bring a blanket, but only if it’s rolled or draped over your arm. No blanket backpacks. We’re not camping, we’re cheering. If you’re cold, just high-five your neighbor—body heat equals community.

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And no cameras with detachable lenses. Unless you’re secretly a paparazzo for the mascot. Then, maybe ask nicely?

The “But I’ll Look Like a Tourist” Excuse

Oh, you’re worried your clear bag screams “I’m from Ohio”? Newsflash: everyone at Don Haskins has the same bag vibe. It’s a unifying fashion choice—like a team jersey, but for accessories. Plus, you can customize it! Slap on a keychain, a pin, or a tiny stuffed Miner. Be the star of Security Lane B.

And if you’re feeling fancy, there are clear backpacks that look surprisingly cool. I’ve seen them at stadiums, and people wear them to the grocery store afterward. It’s efficiency, baby. Why hide your snacks when you can flaunt them?

A Quick Memory from a Real Person

My friend once showed up with a massive, non-clear purse. She had to walk back to her car, a full 10 minutes in the desert heat. By the time she returned, tip-off was a memory. Don’t be my friend. She’s still salty about missing the first basket.

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Another pal, a planner, brought a clear bag with pre-arranged compartments. She handed me a tissue from Slot A, a mint from Slot B, and a victory flag from Slot C. She’s my hero. Clear bags help you achieve your final form: Organized Sports Fan.

The Bottom Line (It’s Clear, Obviously)

So, embrace the see-through life. It’s not a hassle—it’s a hack. You’ll get in faster, find your stuff quicker, and spend less time arguing with a teenager in a security vest. And you’ll be part of a community that says, “We care about safety, but we also care about you eating your nachos with both hands.”

And remember: the real clear bag policy is the friends you make along the way. Or maybe it’s the one you bought on Amazon for $8. Either way, you’re set.

Now, go grab your transparent treasure, slap a Miner sticker on it, and head to the Don. You’re ready. And if you forget? No worries—there’s a gift shop that sells clear bags. They knew you’d do this. They always know.

Game on. And may your bag be as clear as your love for basketball. See you at the arena—whereby, yes, I will be the one waving a clear flag with a clear bag strapped to my chest. It’s a whole look.