Founders Park Clear Bag Policy
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room—or rather, the tiny bag in the room. You know the one. Founders Park has a new clear bag policy, and I need to walk you through...
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room—or rather, the tiny bag in the room. You know the one. Founders Park has a new clear bag policy, and I need to walk you through it before you show up looking like a contestant on a 90s reality show. Don’t panic. I’ve got you.
First, the Golden Rule: if you can’t see through it, leave it at home. That means your favorite leather tote? Nope. Your cute little crossbody with the tassels? Sorry, buddy. The security folks want to see everything you’re carrying. It’s like airport security, but with more sunscreen and less shame about that granola bar you forgot in your coat pocket.
What Actually Works?
You need a clear plastic bag. Think of it as a fishbowl for your stuff. Most people grab the ones that look like a gallon Ziploc—the kind your mom used for road trip snacks. Yes, those. They’re allowed, but please don’t use a flimsy sandwich bag. You’re not a grade-schooler on a field trip. Get a sturdy one.
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Standard size? 12 inches by 6 inches by 12 inches—roughly the size of a small toaster. If your bag is bigger than that, you’ll be handing it over to a volunteer named Brenda who will judge your life choices. (I’m kidding. Brenda is lovely, but she can only hold so many oversized purses.)
The Exceptions (Because Rules Always Have Loopholes)
I know you’re thinking, “But what about my medical stuff?” Calm down. You can bring a small clutch—like, 4.5 inches by 6.5 inches, max—without it being clear. That’s for your phone, ID, lip balm, and maybe a single life-saving mint. It has to fit in your hand or a pocket, though. No, your kangaroo-pouch sweatshirt doesn’t count as a “pocket.”
Diaper bags get a pass too, if you have a kid with you. But don’t get clever and borrow your neighbor’s toddler just to sneak in a full-size backpack. Security has seen that trick. They have degrees in parenting your nonsense.
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Why Is This a Thing?
Because security is serious, and they want to keep everyone safe. I get it. But also, it’s a little bit funny, right? We’re all walking around with our snacks and hand sanitizer in what looks like a see-through lunch box. It’s like we’re all in a weird, synchronized fashion show for I Spy.
Pro tip: pack your clear bag the night before. You don’t want to be that person—the one frantically dumping a regular purse on a picnic table while a line of grumpy fans waits behind you. Trust me, that person smells like regret and spilled soda.
Money and Phones Are Fine
Here’s the good news: phones and wallets are totally fine as long as they’re in your pockets or your clear bag. But please don’t stuff your phone in your sock. That’s weird. And it’s a great way to lose your $1,000 phone to a sock gremlin.
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What about a jacket? Can you wear a jacket with lots of zippers? Yes, but every pocket will be checked. So if you’ve been hiding a secret stash of beef jerky in your sleeve since 2019, it’s time to let it go. That jerky has a life of its own now.
The Cell Phone Saga
Oh, and a huge note on cell phone policies: you can take photos and videos. But don’t get all cinematic about it. No tripods, no selfie sticks, no drones. I know, you wanted to film a TikTok dance from the nosebleed section. Not today, Scorsese. Enjoy the moment instead of your screen.
Also, cameras with detachable lenses are a no-go. Unless you’re a credentialed press person, leave the giant zoom lens at home. You’re not paparazzi. You’re here to watch a game, not take a mugshot of the mascot.
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What If You Forget?
If you show up with a no-no bag, don’t panic. Founders Park has a bag check service. It costs a few bucks, and you’ll have to stand in a line with other forgetful souls. It’s like a purgatory for people who missed the memo. But hey, you’ll get your bag back. Eventually.
Or you can just toss your stuff in a clear bag they sell at the gate. Yes, they know you’re desperate. Yes, they charge more than you want to pay. That’s capitalism, baby. Embrace it.
Final Word of Wisdom
Seriously, less is more. You don’t need everything you own for a three-hour event. Ditch the extra stuff. Bring your keys, your ID, your phone, and maybe a snack in a clear wrapper. You’ll survive. I promise.
And hey, if you’re still stressed, just imagine: you and 50,000 other people all carrying identical clear bags. It’s like a dystopian book club, but with better nachos. You got this. See you at Founders Park—where your bag is clear, your vibes are positive, and your pockets are suspiciously full of trail mix.
