Autzen Stadium Bag Policy 2017

Okay, let’s talk about the Autzen Stadium Bag Policy for 2017. I know, I know, reading about stadium rules sounds about as fun as watching paint dry. But trust me, this is the kind of stuff that can make or break your game day.

Imagine this: you’ve tailgated for hours, you’ve got your lucky jersey on, and you’re ready to watch the Ducks fly. Then you hit the gate, and some very nice but very firm security person points at your bag like it’s a grenade. Don’t let that be you.

The Golden Rule: Smaller is Better

In 2017, Autzen got serious about keeping things safe and simple. The big, bold rule is that you can only bring a bag that’s no larger than 12" x 6" x 12". Think of it as the size of a modest purse or a small backpack for a very tiny dog.

If your bag is bigger than a loaf of bread, it’s probably a no-go. Seriously, I’d measure your bag against a loaf of sourdough before you leave the house. It’s a weird visual, but it works.

The Exception to Every Rule: Clear Bags

Now, here’s the fun part: you can actually bring a bigger bag if it’s clear. Yes, Autzen loves a good see-through tote. You can bring a clear bag up to 12" x 6" x 12", which is the same size as a non-clear bag, but some clear bags can be a tad bigger in practice.

Why clear? So security can see your snacks, your extra socks, and that very emotional sandwich you smuggled in. It’s like bringing a window to the game instead of a wall. Very forward-thinking.

What’s a “No-No” Bag?

Let’s get into the naughty list. Backpacks (even tiny ones) are basically public enemy number one. No coolers, no duffel bags, and no huge camera bags that look like you’re going on a safari. Leave the tripod at home, Ansel Adams.

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Also, diaper bags are allowed, but they’ll be inspected. And if you’re carrying a medical bag, you’re fine—just be prepared to explain it to the nice security folks. They’re not trying to ruin your day; they just want to keep everyone safe.

The “Stuff” You Can Actually Bring

Okay, so you can’t bring a suitcase. But you can bring the essentials: a small clutch or wristlet (like, really small, like the size of your hand), a camera, binoculars, and a jacket. Autzen is pretty chill about jackets, even if they have pockets.

Pro tip: bring a poncho if the forecast looks wet. Eugene is famous for rain, and being soggy while watching football is a special kind of misery. And yes, you can bring snacks! Just make sure they’re in a clear baggie. Hide your tears of joy in that same bag.

What About My Phone?

Your phone is fine! Unless you’re trying to bring it in a massive, industrial-strength phone case that doubles as a flotation device. Then you might get a side-eye. But generally, phones, keys, and wallets are A-OK as long as they’re in a pocket or a small clear bag.

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Just remember: no selfie sticks. I know, I know, you wanted to get that perfect shot of the goalpost with your face in it. But the stick is a no-go. Your arm works just fine, silly.

If You Forget (and We All Forget)

Okay, so you show up with a massive backpack and a cooler full of soda. Don’t panic! Autzen has a bag check service near the gates. It’s not free (boo), but it’s cheap (yay). You can stash your contraband bag there and pick it up after the game.

Just prepare for a small line. And maybe bring some patience. And a smile. The bag check folks have seen it all—including a guy with a live lobster one time. Yes, really. Your backpack is boring.

The Final Checklist (for the Forgetful)

Let’s recap in a super-fun way. If you’re heading to Autzen in 2017, grab your clear bag or a tiny purse. Put your phone, keys, and a poncho inside. Leave the huge camera, the weekender bag, and the lobster at home.

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Check the weather. Eugene will do what Eugene does—rain on your parade. Dress in layers, bring positive vibes, and remember that the bag policy is here to make sure you’re safe, not sorry.

The Uplifting Conclusion (You Made It!)

Here’s the thing: all this bag policy stuff might seem annoying, but it’s actually a gift. It means you get to walk through those gates quickly, find your seat, and scream your lungs out for the Ducks without worrying about a bag drama. Freedom, baby!

And the best part? At the end of the game, when everyone is comparing their hats and their foam fingers, you’ll be the person with the perfectly compliant bag who got through security in two minutes flat. You’ll be a hero. A bag-savvy hero.

So go ahead, grab your tiny clear tote, slap on some face paint, and get ready to watch some football. You’ve got this. The policy is the puzzle, and you’re the champion. Go Ducks! (And may your bag be ever in your favor.)