Texas Memorial Stadium Bag Policy

So, you’re headed to Texas Memorial Stadium to watch the Longhorns, huh? Excellent choice. You’ve got your burnt orange gear, your lucky socks, and a spirit that could power Austin’s entire grid. But before you strut through those gates, let’s have a real chat about that bag on your shoulder. Because, friend, the bag policy is the unsung hero (or villain) of game day. Don’t let it turn your triumphant march into a sad, pre-game detour back to the car.

Here’s the deal: think small. Like, tiny. The stadium is a stickler for the NFL’s “clear bag” rule. You know those plastic tote bags that look like they’re made for a toddler’s beach vacation? Yeah, those are your best friend. They can be 12” x 6” x 12” max. If you’re a clutch gal, it can’t be bigger than 4.5” x 6.5”. Basically, if it’s not clear, it’s staying in the Uber. Don’t try to sneak in that cute leather crossbody—security will give you the same look your mom gives you when you wear white after Labor Day.

And diapers? Yes, you can bring them, but only in a clear bag too. Wallets are fine, as long as they fit in a pocket. Pro tip: just bring a clear plastic bag and save yourself the heartache. Also, no backpacks, no coolers, no “I’ll just carry it in my hands” nonsense. The rules are tighter than a freshman’s schedule during finals week.

So, here’s my uplifting conclusion, my friend: If you show up with a clear bag and a smile, you’ve already won half the battle. The policy isn’t here to ruin your vibe—it’s here to get you inside faster so you can scream for the Horns. So pack light, pack clear, and let the good times roll. Because once you’re in that stadium, the only thing that matters is the sound of victory—and maybe a slightly overpriced hot dog. Hook ’em!