Groupama Stadium Taylor Swift Bag Policy
So, you’ve scored tickets to see Taylor Swift at Groupama Stadium. Congratulations! You’re about to experience a three-hour emotional journey, a masterclass in pop music, and,...
So, you’ve scored tickets to see Taylor Swift at Groupama Stadium. Congratulations! You’re about to experience a three-hour emotional journey, a masterclass in pop music, and, apparently, a bag-based hostage negotiation.
First, let’s get this straight: your adorable, tiny handbag is about to become the star of the show. Groupama Stadium has very specific rules about what you can bring, and they mean business.
The magic number is 40cm x 30cm x 20cm. That’s roughly the size of a large shoebox or a very flat cat. If your bag is bigger, you’re looking at a one-way trip to the cloakroom, where it will wait for you like a lonely, inanimate friend.
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But wait—there’s a catch. You can also bring a clear plastic bag, no bigger than a standard freezer bag. Think of it as a security fishbowl for your chapstick and phone. Security guards love this; they can see your snacks and judge your snack choices.
Now, the stadium’s rulebook says your bag must be a single compartment. What happens if you bring an actual purse? You might as well be smuggling a badger. They’ll turn you away faster than you can say “All Too Well (10 Minute Version).”
Here’s a surprising fact: fanny packs are allowed. They are the perfect Swiftie accessory because they scream “I’m here to dance, not negotiate bag dimensions.” Just don’t wear it like a crossbody—wear it on your actual fanny, or security will give you the side-eye.
Another wild twist: you cannot bring a reusable tote bag—even the cute, eco-friendly ones they sell outside. It’s as if the stadium believes those totes are secret weapons filled with confetti cannons. So leave them at home, or risk a personal tragedy.
Let’s talk sizes with a bit of humor. If your bag is a clutch the size of a passport, you’re golden. If it’s the size of a medium dog, you’re in trouble. The stadium’s rule: “Small bag, big fun. Big bag, sad face.”
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Here’s the real kicker: you can bring one clear plastic bag, plus a small purse. That’s right—two things! It’s like the stadium decided to be nice for a second. So bring your clear bag filled with earplugs and a phone charger, and your tiny purse for your lip gloss and tears.
But for the love of all things folklore, do not bring a backpack. Not a mini backpack, not a cute one from Etsy—nothing. Security will treat you like you’re trying to bring a tuba into the pit. They will say, “Non, madame,” and gesture toward the cloakroom with practiced French disdain.
And if you’re planning to bring a selfie stick or a GoPro? Forget it. Those are banned harder than a former flame at a breakup party. You will have to rely on your shaky arms and the person behind you yelling “SWAY LEFT.”
My advice? Leave your bag in the hotel. Wear cargo shorts with deep pockets. Or buy a cheap clear bag from Amazon and embrace the quarantine chic. You’re there for Taylor, not for a luggage fashion show.
One more surprise: the stadium actually has a “no bag” lane at security. It moves like a snake in a fire drill. If you go empty-handed, you’ll waltz in while others sob into their overstuffed totes. That is the ultimate power move.
Finally, remember this: Taylor Swift’s music is about breaking rules, but Groupama Stadium’s bag policy is not. Take a photo of the official policy before you go, because your memory will fail you the moment you see a merch booth. Good luck, Swifties. May your bag be small and your chorus be loud.