Savannah Bananas Grayson Stadium Bag Policy
Let’s talk about what you can actually bring into Grayson Stadium for a Savannah Bananas game. Spoiler alert: it’s weirder and more wonderful than you think. Forget your borin...
Let’s talk about what you can actually bring into Grayson Stadium for a Savannah Bananas game. Spoiler alert: it’s weirder and more wonderful than you think. Forget your boring old “clear bag” rules—the Bananas play by their own rules, and the bag policy is just the start.
Forget Ziploc Bags—Bring Your Pocket
The official rule? Small clutches and wristlets only, max 5” x 8”. That’s basically the size of a paperback novel or a very angry banana. But here’s the twist: they don’t want you hauling a giant backpack full of snacks—because you’re already the entertainment.
Fanny packs are encouraged. Yes, you read that right. Rock a neon fanny pack and you’re practically part of the show. Security will high-five you if it’s bright green or yellow.
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The Banana Exception
You can bring a banana. But only if it’s a real, single, unpeeled banana. No banana substitutes. No banana-flavored snacks. The rule is weirdly specific: “One real banana per guest.” Inside the stadium, the Bananas sell “Banana Hammocks” (a tiny hammock for your banana). It’s a thing.
Why? Because the team mascot, Banana Man, will confiscate any fake bananas. Trust me—you don’t want Banana Man to look at you with disappointment. He’s surprisingly judgmental for a guy in a giant fruit suit.
No Diaper Bags, But Bubbles Are Fine
Diaper bags are banned. But bubbles? Absolutely allowed. You can bring a tiny bottle of bubbles to blow during the seventh-inning stretch. The Bananas staff loves bubbles more than home runs. They’ll even pause the game if a kid makes a huge bubble cloud.
Also, you can bring a selfie stick. But only if you promise to use it during the “Pirate Dance Break.” Security will check your selfie stick for hidden weapons, then ask you to demonstrate your best pirate face. It’s the law.
The Secret Bag Check
If your bag is too big, they don’t just turn you away. They point you to the “Banana Crate”—a giant yellow cargo crate staffed by volunteers in Hawaiian shirts. For $5, they’ll store your bag in a crate guarded by a guy named Gary who wears a banana costume on his arm like a puppet. Gary tells jokes. Bad ones. You’ll laugh anyway because Bananas games are pure sugar for the soul.
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Gary also offers to peel your snack banana for free. He’s a hero.
What You Cannot Bring (And Why It’s Hilarious)
No outside food or drink. Except whole fruit. But here’s the catch: you have to yell “Peel me!” as you walk through the gate. If you don’t, security will make you eat the fruit right there, peel and all. I’ve seen grown men choke on orange rinds.
No weapons, no fireworks, no glitter bombs. But confetti is okay as long as it’s shaped like tiny bananas. They literally throw banana confetti in the air after every home run. The field becomes a yellow Jackson Pollock painting by the third inning.
The Final Weird Truth
The Savannah Bananas bag policy isn’t about safety—it’s about vibes. They want you free to dance, scream, and do the “Banana Slide” without a giant backpack dragging you down. So leave your massive purse at home. Bring a tiny clutch, a real banana, and a fanny pack full of joy.
And if you forget all this? Just wave at Gary. He’ll hold your stuff and tell you a joke about a fruit fly and a pineapple. You’ll never want to leave.
