Reid's Funeral Home Obituaries

Ever found yourself scrolling through obituaries, not out of morbid curiosity, but because, well, some folks just had the most fascinating lives? Welcome to the world of Reid's Funeral Home Obituaries, where ordinary goodbyes become extraordinary tales!

Meet Your New Favorite Obituary Writer

Picture this: you're John Reid, funeral director, and you've got a knack for turning somber moments into heartwarming, often hilarious, eulogies. Based in New Zealand, Reid's been writing obituaries for decades, and his unique style has turned him into an internet sensation.

From Astronaut Wannabes to Chocolate Lovers

Reid's obituaries are a treasure trove of quirky facts and funny details. Take Doris Long, for instance. She was a self-proclaimed astronaut wannabe who, according to Reid, "was found by the Stargazers Club to have more than enough imagination to qualify for a trip to the moon." Or how about Norman Birse, who "loved chocolate so much that he was known to have a bar or two for breakfast"?

And then there's Mavis Legg, who "had a secret recipe for toffee that she guarded with her life. Unfortunately, she took it with her." Or Mervyn 'Merv' Smith, who "was a member of the RSA (Returned Services Association) and a proud New Zealander. He once said, 'I've had a good life, I've had a good innings, and I'm ready to go.' We're sure he's having a beer with the lads up there."

Why Reid's Obituaries Are Just Plain Fun

Reid's obituaries are more than just tributes; they're stories that celebrate life, warts and all. They remind us that everyone has a tale to tell, and that even in death, we can find laughter and joy.

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Take Ruth Downie, for example. Reid wrote, "Ruth was a keen gardener. She loved her flowers and her vegetables, and she was particularly proud of her prize-winning pumpkins. She once said, 'I grew a pumpkin so big, it could have been a spaceship.' We're not sure if she meant that literally or not, but it made us laugh."

From 'The World's Oldest Man' to 'The Life of the Party'

Reid's not afraid to poke fun at the deceased, or even at himself. He once wrote about Henry Cooper, who "claimed to be the world's oldest man. We're not sure if that's true, but he was certainly the oldest man we've ever seen." And then there's Reid himself, who joked, "I'm not dead, but I've written enough obituaries to know what's coming. I just hope someone writes something nice about me when I go."

Reid's obituaries are a testament to the power of storytelling. They show that even in death, there's room for laughter, for celebration, for remembering the joy and the quirks that made each person unique. So, the next time you find yourself reading an obituary, remember: it's not just a goodbye, it's a story. And sometimes, it's a darn good story at that.